The Dog's Tuxedo

Classic goat bit. Never gets old.
2009/09/17, 21:28
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We at the TDT usually never lower our humor bars to these likes, but every once in awhile, a quick stay at the lowest common denominator resort can recharge one’s batteries.


Is it the shoes? It’s gotta be the shoes.
2009/09/16, 22:26
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Jordan: History of Flight

Picture 14

A sweet ass pop up retrospective of the man and his kicks.

60% of the time, it works every time.
2009/09/16, 21:34
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The future of yesterday, today, via an inspired business plan by the wunderkinds at Omni Consumer Products (yes, the name of the corporation in Robocop).They find products in movies that tickle their fancy and bring them to life. The first 3 products are Brawndo, the omnipresent energy drink from Mike Judge’s Idiocracy, Sex Panther Cologne from Anchorman, and TruBlood synthetic blood drink from HBO’s TruBlood.

Get on their mailing list asap to be the first to get the B2TF2 Hoverboard, or the hair from Javier Bardem’s character in No Country.

Unleash some samurai justice, on that ass.
2009/09/16, 18:54
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Baltimore Sun Headline: Sword-wielding Hopkins student kills intruder.


If we were in Feudal Japan this story would not be interesting at all. An intruder’s attempt to steal a Playstation thwarted with a Samurai sword? Happens everyday. Wait, actually it would cause a stir, because the Samurai would be confused and amazed by our current-day technology, and probably worship the Playstation like a god, completely altering the future as we know it.

Either way, a hefty “well done, sir” to this fine gentleman for protecting his castle. And if  I were the one holding the sword, the next bit of cold steel would have Johns Hopkins name all over it. Why the hell is there an “s” on the end of John? It makes me so mad and stabby.

New use for cardboard, take that “the homeless”.
2009/09/11, 18:22
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Important things go in a case. You got a skull for your brain, a plastic sleeve for your comb, a wallet for your money and a cardboard case for your iphone. Thus far, as a true gentleman, I’ve been riding the phone bareback, but this gem could sway me into aquiring some protection.

The only other TDT approved iphone case was sacrificed to the wedding gods, in a wet and wild dance situation. and was plaid.