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Nothing commemorates the fall of the Berlin wall like giant marionettes.

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To commemorate the 20th anniversary of the Berlin Wall’s destruction, France’s Royal de Luxe street theatre company got all marionettey on Berlin’s ass. Justifying my doctoral thesis stating that Big = PR, the several day exhibition, in front of 1.5 million germans, featured two massive marionettes traversing across the country to reunite and sail off together in a steam ship. What commemorates epic political change like marionette terror?


Oh, Hello.

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Be careful, do not stare directly into this demon’s eyes. The person in this video may be the epicenter of all of the evil existing in our world. But should you choose dabble in the dark arts inside this man’s soul, have fun. Take five, have a stare. More on the site Interesting fact, the site is hosted out of the cayman islands, since the content is illegal in United States.

Jigga masta occult figga?
2009/10/01, 17:34
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Is HOVA running more than the showva? Could a guy who flows strictly top of head, never writing anything down be the  prophet of a occult group called the Five Percenters aka Nation of Gods and Earth? I can neither confirm nor deny. Check it, decide for yourself, and possible get brainwashed by the greatest rapper alive.

Classic goat bit. Never gets old.
2009/09/17, 21:28
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We at the TDT usually never lower our humor bars to these likes, but every once in awhile, a quick stay at the lowest common denominator resort can recharge one’s batteries.

Is it the shoes? It’s gotta be the shoes.
2009/09/16, 22:26
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Jordan: History of Flight

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A sweet ass pop up retrospective of the man and his kicks.

60% of the time, it works every time.
2009/09/16, 21:34
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The future of yesterday, today, via an inspired business plan by the wunderkinds at Omni Consumer Products (yes, the name of the corporation in Robocop).They find products in movies that tickle their fancy and bring them to life. The first 3 products are Brawndo, the omnipresent energy drink from Mike Judge’s Idiocracy, Sex Panther Cologne from Anchorman, and TruBlood synthetic blood drink from HBO’s TruBlood.

Get on their mailing list asap to be the first to get the B2TF2 Hoverboard, or the hair from Javier Bardem’s character in No Country.

Unleash some samurai justice, on that ass.
2009/09/16, 18:54
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Baltimore Sun Headline: Sword-wielding Hopkins student kills intruder.


If we were in Feudal Japan this story would not be interesting at all. An intruder’s attempt to steal a Playstation thwarted with a Samurai sword? Happens everyday. Wait, actually it would cause a stir, because the Samurai would be confused and amazed by our current-day technology, and probably worship the Playstation like a god, completely altering the future as we know it.

Either way, a hefty “well done, sir” to this fine gentleman for protecting his castle. And if  I were the one holding the sword, the next bit of cold steel would have Johns Hopkins name all over it. Why the hell is there an “s” on the end of John? It makes me so mad and stabby.